Time machine... GO! Now we're back in 2007—this thing is called How to Move to New York so you're either looking for practical information or... I don't actually know why else you're here? Maybe you think something tawdry is going to happen (it does), or that I'll explain the secret of life to you (I will), or that this will help you move to New York (it won't). Only you can do that for yourself, but what I can offer is lots of anecdotal bullshit (oxymoronic?) for you to get through your day, and hey! Even if you are reading this, this is still considered reading, and that makes you better than 99% of everyone because most people don't know how to do that anymore. So good for you for enlightening your brain with this magic pile of magick, you're welcome... again.